Keep the Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Sweatshirt
Blue Jean / S
$52.15
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This relaxed-fit garment-dyed sweatshirt carries a bold, irreverent attitude for people who like to speak plainly. The distressed stamp-style graphic reads like a manifesto: sharp, unapologetic, and a little sardonic. Wear it on slow mornings at the coffee shop, at weekend hangs where deadpan humor rules, or layered under a jacket when the temperature dips. The medium-heavy fabric drapes comfortably without feeling bulky, and the soft ring-spun cotton blend keeps the print area smooth while retaining that lived-in, vintage look from the dyeing process. Small touches — a half-moon neck patch, sewn-in twill label, and ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem — make it feel intentionally made. It’s for folks who lean into dry wit, appreciate sturdy construction, and want something that reads like their personality without saying a word.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester — soft, smooth fabric with great print surface
- Medium-heavy weight (9.5 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and hem for stretch-and-recover fit
- Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; embroidery available on left or center chest
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Keep the Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Sweatshirt
$52.15
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester — soft, smooth fabric with great print surface
- Medium-heavy weight (9.5 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and hem for stretch-and-recover fit
- Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; embroidery available on left or center chest
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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