If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Sweatshirt | Funny Sarcastic Quote
S / Ash
$29.78
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Soft, lived-in comfort with a sharp sense of humor. This crewneck sweatshirt wraps you in a medium-heavy cotton-poly blend that keeps its shape and resists pilling while showcasing a bold, hand-lettered phrase across the chest. The relaxed, classic fit and ribbed collar give an easy silhouette for lounging, running errands, or layering on crisp mornings. Subtle details — like the tear-away label, durable double-needle stitching, and the option for embroidered accents on chest or wrists — make this more than just a funny slogan tee: it’s a reliable go-to that feels cozy and looks intentionally casual. Wear it when you want to make people smile without saying a word.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and cozy weight
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching
- Option for embroidery on left/center/large chest and both wrists
- Tubular, no-side-seam construction for cleaner look and less fabric waste
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton with tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Sweatshirt | Funny Sarcastic Quote
$29.78
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and cozy weight
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching
- Option for embroidery on left/center/large chest and both wrists
- Tubular, no-side-seam construction for cleaner look and less fabric waste
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton with tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron